This is the story

This is the story of men of all works and tasks, specialists, masters and even professors of everything that understands nothing. The story of men skilled in seven trades but all the trades they know are just dull.

This is the story of bold do-all men that knows everything and yet, doesn't know and are good at anything. The story of thousand tasks artists of the renaissance with any talent.

This is the church of praying saints that knows Ten Thousand Things, specialist in wide range but still apprentice of everything.

This is the story of a tired city on the river of an ocean of knowledge that was just one inch deep.

Jack Harry

In the southern fringe of the city, master Jack was a man of many crafts and a deserted home.

"When you have nine trades, then your tenth one is misery and famine!" used to say his old man, now quietily resting in his grave.

Jack always wanted to be an every talent lord - and his dad may be surprised on seeing him now, buttoning up his pants after his latest one hour-rent husband job.

"Nine trades, huh.". He was smirking at the bathroom mirror. "I'm at the seventh... and I'm already without money. I'm even disappointing for daddy John expectations!"

A female voice came from the bedroom nearby. "The money is on the nightstand, honey. And thank you for fixing the sink."

She was a true angel, this time. "Can you leave now, please? My husband will come home in minutes".

Jack's smirk was just another wound on his face. "Touching everything and being good in nothing is not too bad after all. But still...".

Whilst seeking something he wanted, he lost what he already had once in his life. Why trying twice? He was all trades and no authority, after all.

"The one who knows two trades is probably a liar." whispered. Then he put one of his many hats on and left.

Kate Barbie

Kate was the younger of seven brothers and used to work at the family farm. She became a tailor and a reaper but her true dream was to be an artist and play her beloved flute - and she was a goddess at it. She used to play at the annual celebrations of the town as the "Orchestra girl", enchanding kids and adults with her mesmerizing songs.

Time passed and she decided to leave the family farm to go to the city, with a bright future shining in her eyes. But the city ate her dream in one bite.

She had nine trades, and the tenth one was just hunger and no wealth. She was incomplete and, now, she is just a heap of rags.

"I... I embraced too much... for my weak grasp?" She thought, mirroring in the golden finished of her flute.

She was a thousand tasks artist and now she's just a girl for everything. She had ten different skills on her ten fingers and now she's just master in all hands.

We are

We are the sinuous cats with only 3 legs. We're ducks that can walk, fly, and swim but they are good at nothing. We are the 10.000 gold oil, the plane for all purposes, the peg for every barrel.

We are the expert of everything and the masters of none.

Plot!

Inspired by Nintendo Wario Ware (2003), in this game... you have to do your best at many games! Try to understand how each minigame works as fast as you can and jump, drive or fire to the victory! Use UP/DOWN/LEFT/RIGHT for moving and the A BUTTON/B BUTTON for performing various actions! Good luck!

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